nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend

mom: honey why do you stay up so late
me:
me:
me:
me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT